Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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