glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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