It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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