wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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