God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
How does it feel to date your dad?
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