Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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