Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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