Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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