i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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