Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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