WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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