My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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