So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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