Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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