I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
birth control should be required to get into college
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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