Your dad touched me again.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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