If that was your dad, he is hot
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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