There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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