I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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