my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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