Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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