u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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