My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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