OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Panties = found
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Randomize
