your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I didn't shave. On purpose
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Randomize
