She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
