at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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