Me too!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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