i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
now i know why i became what i already was.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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