just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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