Do vagina's smell?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
