I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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