Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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