We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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