Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
