Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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