seriously i just wanna be friends
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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