so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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