wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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