Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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