Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We need to get me chipped asap
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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