So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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