I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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