Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Every concussion has its silver lining
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
