Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Even my vagina gasped.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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