Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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