Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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