I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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