do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Girls should come with a carfax report
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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