ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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