Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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