People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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